Thank you to my dog, Betty, who will quickly run to me after a poop because a little got stuck and I have to pull the rest out.
Thank you neighbor for muzzling your dog on your walk for reasons I can only guess but your dog will drop from heat stroke walking in a soft, cloth muzzle in 99F heat.
Thank you client for allowing me to come to your house to train your dog, I don’t mind that you have a heinous illness.
Thank you little puppy for demonstrating so much confidence, chutzpah and cohones in under 8 weeks of age. Your family is so lucky.
Thank you delivery guy for showing so much confidence, chutzpah and cohones when said 8 week old puppy charged you and you dove into your truck.
What Thank You Cards do you need to write? We want to hear.